you brought it on yourself miss twiddle

...passed my Dutch exam, and only lost 1 point each on spreken (which was a joke, really, since due to technological difficulties, we ended up with an hour to stare at the exam paper and scribble down answers so it wasn't extemporaneous at all. Otherwise I would have been much much worse) and schrijven (because I learned from the practice exam not to attempt anything fancy or creative but just to write simple sentences and spend the rest of the time quadruple and quintuple checking my spelling). So I can take B1 in September.

Now I just need to finish this paper... (it is really pathetically not anywhere near done).