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ricardienneThe spammers are getting cleverer. This appeared in my inbox today:
It's like madlibs with Lambs' Tales (or maybe someone else's -- I'm not sure).
he shewed his daughter a fine large ship, which he told her was fullunexpected meeting, for they each thought the other drowned in thefind.
so cruelly destroyed her. And then too, said he to Florizel, I lost of me. Go, comfort your cousin. my father, loved his father dearly. But, said Celia, does it
There is an old poor man, answered Orlando, who has limped after
men were sending their sons to seek preferment abroad some, saidis not so estimable, nor profitable neither, as the flesh of mutton orearnestness, No, by my honour, no woman had it, but a civil doctor,court, in revenge he stole away the two sons of Cymbeline, and brought
to recommend her and the duke of Burgundy declined the match, and be kings, when what the witches promised to me has so wonderfully come with false confidence, and he remembered the sayings of the spirits,
which he distinguished himself by many brave actions, Bertram received
which he distinguished himself by many brave actions, Bertram receivedA courting then Petruchio went to Katherine the shrew, and first ofconsented, for they were quite confident that their gentle wives wouldwere the two brothers, the goldsmith was as certain he had delivered
again repaired to the prison, and it was well for Claudio that he did her enemy's life, sending for Claudio from his prisonhouse, where he sad looks were observed by Orsino, who said to her, My life upon it,
they smiled, and flattered him, he thought surely that his conduct was
left for his dear countrymen as to be willing to do them a kindnessthwarted their intents and being frighted by the noise of peoplecounterfeit the madman, that the king and queen were both deceived,held her fast, and made her sit down. She, affrighted at his earnest
he, or any man living, might be drunk upon occasion it remained now I need a spur, the s revenge it on me and mine to the end of Leoline. Why would she have me killed said Marina now, as I can
been gathering against suppertime, before the mouth of the cave,
of mirth shot among them, it was suddenly quenched with the thought ofUlysses having communicated her instructions, as far as related to thelike veins enameled the smooth breasts of each fragrant mead! It wereto hand with great expedition, she who begins the pastime singing a
Then calling her attendants who had dispersed on the first sight of tattered rags as wandering beggars usually wear. A staff supported his Then Antinous, who was a great lord, and of chief note among the
impaired, nor my age so weak and contemptible as these were pleased to that he had found out who I was, because he imagined it would be suchbook but I could not help peeping again to look at it. In the hurry not help sometimes thinking of my papa and mamma, and then I used to
restore to my friend the rights of her birth yet I thought only of she so willing to learnevery thing so new and delightful to her, little out of humour if they were always served so but if I shewed
[Here I must remind you, my dear miss Howe, that one of the youngup of Samuel, which I used to call the Witch of Endor picture. I was these images of women and females which he raised in my fancy, he
How many references can YOU get? (I'm too lazy/busy to try right now).
It's like madlibs with Lambs' Tales (or maybe someone else's -- I'm not sure).
he shewed his daughter a fine large ship, which he told her was fullunexpected meeting, for they each thought the other drowned in thefind.
so cruelly destroyed her. And then too, said he to Florizel, I lost of me. Go, comfort your cousin. my father, loved his father dearly. But, said Celia, does it
There is an old poor man, answered Orlando, who has limped after
men were sending their sons to seek preferment abroad some, saidis not so estimable, nor profitable neither, as the flesh of mutton orearnestness, No, by my honour, no woman had it, but a civil doctor,court, in revenge he stole away the two sons of Cymbeline, and brought
to recommend her and the duke of Burgundy declined the match, and be kings, when what the witches promised to me has so wonderfully come with false confidence, and he remembered the sayings of the spirits,
which he distinguished himself by many brave actions, Bertram received
which he distinguished himself by many brave actions, Bertram receivedA courting then Petruchio went to Katherine the shrew, and first ofconsented, for they were quite confident that their gentle wives wouldwere the two brothers, the goldsmith was as certain he had delivered
again repaired to the prison, and it was well for Claudio that he did her enemy's life, sending for Claudio from his prisonhouse, where he sad looks were observed by Orsino, who said to her, My life upon it,
they smiled, and flattered him, he thought surely that his conduct was
left for his dear countrymen as to be willing to do them a kindnessthwarted their intents and being frighted by the noise of peoplecounterfeit the madman, that the king and queen were both deceived,held her fast, and made her sit down. She, affrighted at his earnest
he, or any man living, might be drunk upon occasion it remained now I need a spur, the s revenge it on me and mine to the end of Leoline. Why would she have me killed said Marina now, as I can
been gathering against suppertime, before the mouth of the cave,
of mirth shot among them, it was suddenly quenched with the thought ofUlysses having communicated her instructions, as far as related to thelike veins enameled the smooth breasts of each fragrant mead! It wereto hand with great expedition, she who begins the pastime singing a
Then calling her attendants who had dispersed on the first sight of tattered rags as wandering beggars usually wear. A staff supported his Then Antinous, who was a great lord, and of chief note among the
impaired, nor my age so weak and contemptible as these were pleased to that he had found out who I was, because he imagined it would be suchbook but I could not help peeping again to look at it. In the hurry not help sometimes thinking of my papa and mamma, and then I used to
restore to my friend the rights of her birth yet I thought only of she so willing to learnevery thing so new and delightful to her, little out of humour if they were always served so but if I shewed
[Here I must remind you, my dear miss Howe, that one of the youngup of Samuel, which I used to call the Witch of Endor picture. I was these images of women and females which he raised in my fancy, he
How many references can YOU get? (I'm too lazy/busy to try right now).
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A strange comment indeed.
Date: 2007-02-14 01:45 am (UTC)I've been reading your journal for minutes (at least 15) instead of studying German. I miss reading your journal. It's frequently very interesting. I can often relate to you. As I see it (or 'in my eyes'), you write very well - or maybe just very illuminatingly. I like your discussions on history and Latin. I like your evaluations and analyses. But also I'm intimidated by you. I wish I could be as ... something. I don't know the word. Only I do admire you, for all of your perceived problems.
That is all. I hope you have (had) a good day.